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[thundertiger]

ok, how do u become a [BIATCH] (u know, put [BIATCH] infront of ur name on cs:s) i know about becoming a {BIATCH-HO] but what about [BIATCH] ??

[[-=63rd=-]chester]

u got born into the [BIATCH] basically....
apart from devil dog and pyro i belive who, done "something" at the biatch fest, whatever that involves....

[thundertiger]

ummm. ok, so how do i get to b a [BIATCH] ?

[tef]

If u don't know how to be a [BIATCH] then u ain't [BIATCH] material.

I dunno what it is u think devil and pyro got up to (they DID arrive a night early so f00k knows what they were up to ) but pyro ain't a [BIATCH] anyway.....

[[-=63rd=-]chester]

oh yeah, i meant temp! hehe my bad!
but somewhere on this site dont it say now, that if ur a ho and u go ona fest and do some shit, u got chance of being "promoted"

[thundertiger]

i dont know coz im a bit new, blagger is my unc and he sorta got me into css. i just want to know what i have to do to be a [BIATCH]

[[-=63rd=-]chester]

i think u dont becoma a biatch, u can be a ho, as far as i kno, as long as every1 says ok, bt u have to "apply".
but as far as i kno there aint any spaces left...

[[-=63rd=-]chester]

but i dont kno....

[DeViL_DoG]

U dont become BIATCH These lads were kind enough to promote myself and Temp into the High Councle Of BIATCH

U can become a HO .......BUT thats if we think u are responsable enough not a twat on the server and take your burnings like the scum u are

And if u ever Become a HO your lower than knats piss


P.S U HAVE YET TO MEET ME

[thundertiger]

lol, blagger warned me, youll probably walk around behind me the whole game !!!!

[thundertiger]

so when are you coming back on the server dawg ??

[[-=63rd=-]chester]

yeah, mann, have they made u a second offer yet?

[DeViL_DoG]

Soon my friend very SOON


Waiting for money to come through then i can order my puter

IT will be the fastest mofo u have seen

[Viz0r]

Ok.... here's the story as far as i've worked out from being kept in matha's love dungeon: the BIATCHs (excluding Devil and Temp) are friends, work mates and family, they started playing early CS (1.5 maybe?) it took a while for the server to get regular members, but they kept on going, and moved onto source when it came out, after a while a few regulars were gained and banned. Once the server gained it's first regulars naturally they wanted to join in the fantabulous BIATCH clan, but they didn't want to spoil the pure blood they had going so they allowed people to join as under-dogs (no pun intended devil) the first HO was a guy called FLash, who was later found out to be a knob-head in disguise and banned. A while later Devil and Temp inquired about joining and were accepted and the HOs took off again, after that pyro and then myself joined, which was over 6 months ago now! and gradually the HO population grew to the sorry state it is now Obviously being friends but living apart they have to arange meet ups (also known as fests) where they can get together and talk hair and makeup; at the last fest Devil and Temp were promoted to full BIATCHs and they obviously deserved it.

Hope i didn't get anything wrong, just what i think i've learnt

so there you are thundertiger, i hope you can now understand the sheer honour of being BIATCH!

[[-=63rd=-]chester]

WOW! very impressive there vizor.
its like the life story of teh biatch!
very gd *claps*

[thundertiger]

whoa. okay, thats exp0lained a hell of a lot. thxs vizor !

[Viz0r]

WOOH i'm a BIATCH fan boy!! i have like all the love pump albums!!!

[crawly]

it's like this really: BIATCH used to be a closed group. You had to Know, to truly Be, a BIATCH. Everyone else was just a Ho. This was the way for millenia.

Then along came Devil and Tempy, who gave unusually good head, and lo! They were made BIATCH, setting a new precedent. Henceforth, the hoover technique is the gateway to BIATCHship - but being old enough to drink would help, thundertiger...

[thundertiger]

hah. yeah. soon . 3 years time !! (thats if the [biatches] are still going by then !!

[[-=63rd=-]chester]

course they will.... ont even doubt it!!!!!!!!!!