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#1 tef

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Posted 22 October 2003 - 01:34 PM

The webshite has been updated with a funky feature that displays details of the current map and users on our server (usually zero :/)
It will hopefully soon also show a piccie of the actual map, and usage (assuming anyone actually plays on it smile.gif)

You can launch the game directly from the webshite provided you install a little app (it will ask u to install 1st time you try).

How cool is that? smile.gif
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#2 Squee

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Posted 22 October 2003 - 02:37 PM

no

#3 Squee

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Posted 22 October 2003 - 02:39 PM

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Sounds good

#4 wedge

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Posted 22 October 2003 - 09:43 PM

sounds far to geeky, it'll probably lag us all up like steam. biggrin.gif


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Posted 27 January 2004 - 12:28 AM

FOOKING GEEKS
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EAT SHIT!

#6 tef

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Posted 27 January 2004 - 11:04 AM

Ypu're just jealous luge u schlaaaggg smile.gif
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#7 Squee

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 09:47 AM

The stats on our site are shite. How do they work?

My K:D and k:M are much better then most people. I spend less time on the server then less say Snowy and yet Im sitting 65th in the table.

Why the f*ck is Muppet higher then me in the rankings?

#8 crawly

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 10:37 AM

There is something odd about the stats alright. Snowie's stats all appear higher than mine, yet I always place above him in the rankings. On the other hand, last nite every map I played I did better than snow and yet on the in-game rankings I was always lower in rank than he was.

Still, I maintain my position as 2nd only to w0dge so it's not all bad biggrin.gif
and here's a stat I saved especially for you muppet, my no.1 victim:



looks like _I_ am the muppet-slayer ph34r.gif you luv it :P

#9 crawly

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 11:06 AM

anyway squee you @rse-bandit - you only turn up for a short while and spend most of your time struggling with your ghey excuse for a ping :P bondage.gif hitwithrock.gif spank.gif

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 11:42 AM

QUOTE(crawly)
anyway squee you @rse-bandit - you only turn up for a short while and spend most of your time struggling with your ghey excuse for a ping  :P  :bondage:  :rock:  :spank:

Yeah im annoyed about that.

Nothing I can do, 2 major builds were being uploaded to publishers sad.gif

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 11:47 AM

Victim Lineup

#_Victim Name_________Kills_Deaths__K:D___Skill
1_[BIATCH]Dave________51____22___2.32__ 500.00
2_[BIATCH]wedge_______46____60___0.77__1170.57
3_[BIATCH]MuppetSlayer__36____19___1.89__594.27
4_[BIATCH]Snowman_____35____36___0.97__692.68

#12 crawly

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 11:47 AM

so where's the major build being uploaded to your fellow BIATCHes eh? wink.gif rock.gif

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE(crawly)
Snowie's stats all appear higher than mine, yet I always place above him in the rankings. On the other hand, last nite every map I played I did better than snow and yet on the in-game rankings I was always lower in rank than he was.

m8, I am often better than you so it goes without saying that I am placed better.... biggrin.gif

#14 Snowman

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 03:40 PM

QUOTE(Squee)
I pend less time on the server then less say Snowy and yet Im sitting 65th in the table.

I dont spend anymore time on our server than you do squidly, so I guess tool.gif jump.gif

#15 wedge

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 06:52 PM

now this is what you call a victim line up

kills deaths kpd your crap stat
1 [BIATCH]Snowman 92 55 1.67 692.68
2 [BIATCH]MuppetSlayer 81 29 2.79 594.27
3 [BIATCH]Dave 74 22 3.36 500.00
4 [BIATCH]Crawly 62 32 1.94 872.01
5 [BIATCH]SQUEE! 60 46 1.30 572.39
6 [BIATCH]Tef 59 23 2.57 500.19
7 [BIATCH]Matha 54 28 1.93 545.54


although got to be honest there is no fecking way tef has killed me 23 times.


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#16 crawly

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 07:22 PM

QUOTE(Snowman)
QUOTE(crawly)
Snowie's stats all appear higher than mine, yet I always place above him in the rankings. On the other hand, last nite every map I played I did better than snow and yet on the in-game rankings I was always lower in rank than he was.

m8, I am often better than you so it goes without saying that I am placed better.... biggrin.gif

except last nite and all those nights we pwned the ZW server - when I was clearly in the lead :P must I post a screenshot to prove it? biggrin.gif

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Posted 29 September 2004 - 08:45 AM

QUOTE(wedge)
although got to be honest there is no fecking way tef has killed me 23 times.

Shut it u slag smile.gif

Don't forget chaps, the in-game stats have nowt to do with psychostats, and they use completely different scoring mechanisms.

you sad geeks bondage.gif
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#18 crawly

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Posted 29 September 2004 - 08:58 AM

the stats that place me above snow are the right ones ph34r.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif

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Posted 29 September 2004 - 09:58 AM

I just noticed that "Platinum_bad_boi" is reasonably high on the stats, about midway between me and snow, and yet his K:D score is something like 14:17! wtf? he dies more often than he kills and yet he ranks above many way better players? those stats are fooked up wtf.gif spank.gif banghead.gif

#20 wedge

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Posted 29 September 2004 - 11:51 AM

y are you soo preoccupied with stats crawley, you could play 24hrs for the next year and i will still own joo.

p.s theres no way tef has killed me that many times was written before irealised that most of those kills are tk kills :P


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