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[tef]

The webshite has been updated with a funky feature that displays details of the current map and users on our server (usually zero :/)
It will hopefully soon also show a piccie of the actual map, and usage (assuming anyone actually plays on it )

You can launch the game directly from the webshite provided you install a little app (it will ask u to install 1st time you try).

How cool is that?

[Squee]

no

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Sounds good

[wedge]

sounds far to geeky, it'll probably lag us all up like steam.

[TK-Luger31]

FOOKING GEEKS

[tef]

Ypu're just jealous luge u schlaaaggg

[Squee]

The stats on our site are shite. How do they work?

My K:D and k:M are much better then most people. I spend less time on the server then less say Snowy and yet Im sitting 65th in the table.

Why the f*ck is Muppet higher then me in the rankings?

[crawly]

There is something odd about the stats alright. Snowie's stats all appear higher than mine, yet I always place above him in the rankings. On the other hand, last nite every map I played I did better than snow and yet on the in-game rankings I was always lower in rank than he was.

Still, I maintain my position as 2nd only to w0dge so it's not all bad
and here's a stat I saved especially for you muppet, my no.1 victim:



looks like _I_ am the muppet-slayer you luv it :P

[crawly]

anyway squee you @rse-bandit - you only turn up for a short while and spend most of your time struggling with your ghey excuse for a ping :P

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anyway squee you @rse-bandit - you only turn up for a short while and spend most of your time struggling with your ghey excuse for a ping  :P  :bondage:  :rock:  :spank:

Yeah im annoyed about that.

Nothing I can do, 2 major builds were being uploaded to publishers

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Victim Lineup

#_Victim Name_________Kills_Deaths__K:D___Skill
1_[BIATCH]Dave________51____22___2.32__ 500.00
2_[BIATCH]wedge_______46____60___0.77__1170.57
3_[BIATCH]MuppetSlayer__36____19___1.89__594.27
4_[BIATCH]Snowman_____35____36___0.97__692.68

[crawly]

so where's the major build being uploaded to your fellow BIATCHes eh?

[Snowman]

Snowie's stats all appear higher than mine, yet I always place above him in the rankings. On the other hand, last nite every map I played I did better than snow and yet on the in-game rankings I was always lower in rank than he was.

m8, I am often better than you so it goes without saying that I am placed better....

[Snowman]

I pend less time on the server then less say Snowy and yet Im sitting 65th in the table.

I dont spend anymore time on our server than you do squidly, so I guess

[wedge]

now this is what you call a victim line up

kills deaths kpd your crap stat
1 [BIATCH]Snowman 92 55 1.67 692.68
2 [BIATCH]MuppetSlayer 81 29 2.79 594.27
3 [BIATCH]Dave 74 22 3.36 500.00
4 [BIATCH]Crawly 62 32 1.94 872.01
5 [BIATCH]SQUEE! 60 46 1.30 572.39
6 [BIATCH]Tef 59 23 2.57 500.19
7 [BIATCH]Matha 54 28 1.93 545.54


although got to be honest there is no fecking way tef has killed me 23 times.

[crawly]

Snowie's stats all appear higher than mine, yet I always place above him in the rankings. On the other hand, last nite every map I played I did better than snow and yet on the in-game rankings I was always lower in rank than he was.

m8, I am often better than you so it goes without saying that I am placed better....

except last nite and all those nights we pwned the ZW server - when I was clearly in the lead :P must I post a screenshot to prove it?

[tef]

although got to be honest there is no fecking way tef has killed me 23 times.

Shut it u slag

Don't forget chaps, the in-game stats have nowt to do with psychostats, and they use completely different scoring mechanisms.

you sad geeks

[crawly]

the stats that place me above snow are the right ones

[crawly]

I just noticed that "Platinum_bad_boi" is reasonably high on the stats, about midway between me and snow, and yet his K:D score is something like 14:17! wtf? he dies more often than he kills and yet he ranks above many way better players? those stats are fooked up

[wedge]

y are you soo preoccupied with stats crawley, you could play 24hrs for the next year and i will still own joo.

p.s theres no way tef has killed me that many times was written before irealised that most of those kills are tk kills :P