and just to rub it in to oldman wedge im 21
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My Birthday
Started by SellersUK, Apr 19 2006 05:33 AM
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 10:35 AM
Happy Birthday Sellers!
A farmer sent his 21 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck.
"See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.
In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to..."
"Sure," she said. "I'm sentimental about birthdays. And besides, I've never owned a duck." Afterwards, she said, "Do you know, for a 21 year old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck."
"Sure," said the boy.
When his pleasurable work was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2.
When the lad returned home, his father asked, "Well, how did you make out?" His son replied, "Heck, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two bucks for a fucked-up duck!"
A farmer sent his 21 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck.
"See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.
In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to..."
"Sure," she said. "I'm sentimental about birthdays. And besides, I've never owned a duck." Afterwards, she said, "Do you know, for a 21 year old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck."
"Sure," said the boy.
When his pleasurable work was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2.
When the lad returned home, his father asked, "Well, how did you make out?" His son replied, "Heck, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two bucks for a fucked-up duck!"
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Posted 19 April 2006 - 08:54 PM
QUOTE(VoLaTiLe)
you can talk dd! haha
Volla im 36 this year m8
I can still out shag u ( not that u will get any Virg
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I can still out drink ya ( Cos ya parents wont let u come to a Fest
)
Not got a lot going for ya realy have u
"You Are What U Eat " So I Must Be A Cunt :DD:
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Posted 20 April 2006 - 03:50 PM
QUOTE(DeViL_DoG)
I can still out drink ya ( Cos ya parents wont let u come to a Fest :nehneh: )
vodka mite not be able to, but i bet i could, u aint seen bellys yet to u seen mine....
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