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[Snowman]

Well guys I have to say that was another good BIATCH outing and with our good slags the ZW it made it even more interesting . Maybe not as trollyed as we were in Croydon but still a although Drudger peaked very early in the proceedings

A big up to Luger for driving us there and back although his driving skills when throwing us about makes him a top SLAG, although Matha seemed to be oblivious to it when sleeping. Cheers for dropping us near our homes too m8.

Tef were you given sturn words from the missus?

Did Matha leave the crapper intact?

Oh and also good to see Toby, nice one m8.......pull any pussy?

Until the next outing....maybe Paintball or something?????

[Muppetslayer]

Yep another good one, the cafe wasn't even that bad!

Don't expect to hear from tef for a while SWMBO is not gonna let him touch a pc until his fifty...although that aint far off

Nice one to everyone to help organise the event, twas a good laugh. The mini bus was an excellent touch. Luger is a gent for driving all that way and remembering to bring us all back! Top man Luger!!! we'll make sure Wedgie gets you something nice for xmas

Will have to see if Drudger has any more scars after getting home completely wankered Did you have to spend Sunday in A&E

It was good to see Prince Harry and Spanky make it all the way from Tunbridge Wells....wonder if he walked home or found a sugar daddy to pay for a cab

It was good to meet a few slags from LW, you guys gonna invites us along to the LW day out!!

and a big welcome to the world of CS to i.c.fatpeople. Only been playing for a week and still manage to hold his own...his own coke that is

Nice one boys.....bring on the paintball

[wedge]

yeah big up for the |LW| crew :P in joining us for the day, thanks to |LW|Luger31 :P for his rather shoddy but ultimately handy driving skillz , Once again it was a shme more of the |LW| boys could'nt join us. Good day good game good tarts.

[tef]

Well guys I have to say that was another good BIATCH outing and with our good slags the ZW it made it even more interesting  :banana: . Maybe not as trollyed as we were in Croydon but still a  :lol: although Drudger peaked very early in the proceedings  :drunk:

Fukkin amazing that drudger turned up at all - the bookies are up in arms about their lost revenue

A big up to Luger for driving us there and back

Nah fuck em - he knew the only way he'd get invited was if he did somethign useful - billy no mates, that luger that is

Tef were you given sturn words from the missus?

Strangely, no - though I think she was still in shock that I was up around 8am

Did Matha leave the crapper intact?

Let's just say Hans Blix and his team had to come and assess for potential chemical weapons threat

SLAAGSSS

[tef]

Nice one boys.....bring on the paintball  :banana:

Still waiting for some CNUT to organise it

[tef]

Really enjoyed meeting everyone, had a great night all round.

Not surprised m8 - with all the stuff u ponced off us u slag
Your m8 that sloped off never gave me the change from the taxi money either

[Squee]

Yeah nice one lads.

Good night, good to put names to faces.

Nice to see the |LW| lot, good bunch of lads.

I got dragged along clubbing after walkabout... and it was worth it
many hen partys... many girls in police outfits with tits half hanging out.

You guys missed out.

Nice way to end the night

[tef]

many girls in police outfits with tits half hanging out.

m8, half the slags in brighton had their tits hanging out - and the other half would've if they weren't too old to bend over and pick 'em up off the floor

Ross - u were a slag for not drinking

Squee - u were a slag for being out-boybanded by ladyboy toby

Wedge - u r just a slag generally

[wedge]

Not surprised m8 - with all the stuff u ponced off us u slag 
Your m8 that sloped off never gave me the change from the taxi money either 

Soz, how much do I owe?

toby don't pay that slag tef anything he's always on the prowl for some young boys ass.

[tef]

Soz, how much do I owe?

Dunno - how much did you ponce?

Your m8 definitely owes me a fiver change for that cab though since I gave him a tenner to pay the cabbie a fiver

[Dredger]

"And lo, it came to pass that Drudger came upon the mystic talisman of La-ger and was transported to another place, somewhere between the land of the living and the land of the dead!!

Many were the strange sights and sounds in the fabled land of blo-to.

The fearsome roar of the Knight-buz assaulted his ears, as strange Goblin-like creatures enquired in their otherworldy tongue "YOOOORLRITEMATE???"

Finally Drudger was laid low and came to rest in the terrible place known as gutt-er.

But hark, he remembered the sacred numbers and was transported home in a horseless carriage, there to spend the night in the welcome arms of fu-ton."

From the first chronicles of Drudger, the Unsteady.



















PS, how the F**K DID I get home, I remember leaving the Ausssie bar, then........


Course I peaked 2 early, I fried half me braincells kaning U lot at CS !!!!!!!!

Ah well, someone's got to do it. Wouldn't be a night out unless someone goes AWOL



Er... now I know how fekin HUGE Wedge and Luger are.... sorry I called u slaggs








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Cheers dudes, let me detox and I'll join U for the next one

[tef]

In case anyone is wondering why it took so long for drudger to mention the beerfest, well his broken fingers are only just beginning to heal after julie battered him on sunday morning

[Muppetslayer]

Er... now I know how fekin HUGE Wedge and Luger

Yeah you arse bandit, I suprised you could walk after spending 10 minutes behind the curryhouse with those two


How was A&E? What day did you get home? Old abdul in the curryhouse had you help you to the door, and then left you in the gutter Don't worry as we left we all made sure you were ok and sound asleep :P Then urinated on you for that "after pub smell"

Don't worry about Wedgie, he wanted to love you more than kill you

[Dredger]

This is what I remember......
woke up on a bus....
thought where the fek AM I ????

got off at the next stop...

phoned my local cab company...
said I wasn't sure where I was, but I could see a shop called 'whateverthefekitwas'

turns out I was 5 minutes walk away from the Cab office !! I was practically home !!


Rolled in about 11.00 ish, Julie was in bed. Had a golden shower and passed out on the futon downstairs.


Woke up with a slight hangover and "Muppet woz ere" tattooed on me ARSE





Errrrr... we had a curry ?