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#1 tef

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 07:20 AM

Alrite u slags, by popular demand, the next fest will be Saturday 13th November.

Following the same successful forumula used in the past, we will:
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[*]Meet in All Bar One, Croydon
[*]Get pished
[*]Take over Cyberzone and slag off their shite machines and pedo owner
[*]Drink their warm beer and make a half arsed attempt at playing
[*]Go to the Mexican for nosh
[*]Get more pished
[*]Watch Muppet attempt to put the moves on some old tart ohmy.gif
[*]Watch wedgie get a face full of tits biggrin.gif
[*]Start but abandon attempts to get to a club on the gounds of being too pished and no way will wedgie get in with shorts and trainers wink.gif
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I need numbers ASAP so I can start booking stuff - since xmas is just around the corner, there will be lots of orifice parties and cr@p like that which means I need to get the restaurant booked asap.

'ave it u schlaaags wink.gif
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Posted 27 September 2004 - 07:57 AM

wikkid man....count me in as long as wedgie doesnt wear his shorts! drunk.gif drunk.gif jump.gif balloons.gif

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 08:34 AM

I was trying to decide if I'd want to go, then I read the bit about Wedgie's shorts and that was just too much rolleyes.gif spank.gif

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 09:21 AM

im in

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 04:19 PM

Count me in only if I can wear my shorts banghead.gif

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Posted 27 September 2004 - 06:15 PM

i'll come cause its the only chance you tarts will get to pull some birds and can i wear matha's shorts.


that'll do donkey, that'll do

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Posted 28 September 2004 - 07:47 PM

I'm there!

#8 tef

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Posted 29 September 2004 - 07:59 AM

squiddly - get that slag RossCo to come along.
We need to re-recruit him into the clan.

Doesn't look like the |FP| lot are showing any interest - slags biggrin.gif

I want final numbers by the end of week so I can book stuff.
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Posted 29 September 2004 - 09:00 AM

QUOTE(tef)
Doesn't look like the |FP| lot are showing any interest - slags biggrin.gif

that's cos they're spent after their own gheylovefest last week laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 29 September 2004 - 11:01 AM

might come but i think luger is sorting another |ZW| day out soon 4 those who couldn't make the last 1 upyours.gif upyours.gif upyours.gif

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Posted 29 September 2004 - 11:48 AM

rolo will prob come and might get pinty out..


that'll do donkey, that'll do

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 08:38 AM

QUOTE(I.C.F.)
might come but i think luger is sorting another |ZW| day out soon 4 those who couldn't make the last 1 upyours.gif  :upyours:  :upyours:

nobody cares about the ZW days out u schalg biggrin.gif upyours.gif upyours.gif

'ave it jedifight.gif
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#13 tef

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 08:38 AM

Wot about RossCo - squiddly, u gonna resurrect him?
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Posted 04 October 2004 - 10:01 AM

QUOTE(tef)
Wot about RossCo - squiddly, u gonna resurrect him?

I've asked, but he'd rather be gay.

He may turn up he's not sure yet, suppose to be going over to LA for 6 months.

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 11:52 AM

QUOTE(Squee)
QUOTE(tef)
Wot about RossCo - squiddly, u gonna resurrect him?

I've asked, but he'd rather be gay.

Sounds like he'd belong in ZW then laugh.gif wink.gif

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 01:00 PM

QUOTE(Squee)
QUOTE(tef)
Wot about RossCo - squiddly, u gonna resurrect him?

I've asked, but he'd rather be gay.

He may turn up he's not sure yet, suppose to be going over to LA for 6 months.

wanker wink.gif

ffs, wot is it with u climz guys - dayve is gayer even than crawly for not going to the fests, and now rossco is joining the ranks of the limp wristed.....get thee gone to the |FP| clan, vile hag smile.gif

Okay, so:
wedge
tef
snow
muppet
squiddly
matha
errr....that's it.

dino said he'll come and maybe his twin (don't get excited at the back there crawly!) simon.

muppet - u invited scooby yet?

wedge - u asked timmeh yet???

So that seems to be seven definites and 3-4 maybe's.

How many will I book for then - 10?
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Posted 04 October 2004 - 01:07 PM

Luger and ICF?

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 02:22 PM

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ffs, wot is it with u climz guys - dayve is gayer even than crawly for not going to the fests, and now rossco is joining the ranks of the limp wristed.....get thee gone to the |FP| clan, vile hag smile.gif


You knob, how many do you think would turn up to a fest if they all had to fookin' fly in from another country to get there? unless you want to pay for my flight biggrin.gif banana.gif

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dino said he'll come and maybe his twin (don't get excited at the back there crawly!) simon.


mmm twins wink.gif

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muppet - u invited scooby yet?


Scoob? As in hax0r scoob? wink.gif

#19 tef

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Posted 04 October 2004 - 10:41 PM

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You knob, how many do you think would turn up to a fest if they all had to fookin' fly in from another country to get there? unless you want to pay for my flight  :D  :banana:

None if they are all battyboys like you upyours.gif

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Scoob? As in hax0r scoob?  wink.gif


No u kn0b, mupps "special" buddy scoobs biggrin.gif
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Posted 05 October 2004 - 09:54 AM

As in hax0r scoob? :P





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