Following the same successful forumula used in the past, we will:
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[*]Meet in All Bar One, Croydon
[*]Get pished
[*]Take over Cyberzone and slag off their shite machines and pedo owner
[*]Drink their warm beer and make a half arsed attempt at playing
[*]Go to the Mexican for nosh
[*]Get more pished
[*]Watch Muppet attempt to put the moves on some old tart
[*]Watch wedgie get a face full of tits
[*]Start but abandon attempts to get to a club on the gounds of being too pished and no way will wedgie get in with shorts and trainers
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I need numbers ASAP so I can start booking stuff - since xmas is just around the corner, there will be lots of orifice parties and cr@p like that which means I need to get the restaurant booked asap.
'ave it u schlaaags













