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So you think you've got what it takes to be a 'Ho?

Yeah, right

Okay, here's the deal:
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[*]£10 to be a BIATCH-HO for 6 months, non refundable.
[*]You get to kick ppl, change maps, slap ppl, lick Wedgies balls.
[*]You get your own email address - eg whore@biatch-ho.co.uk
[*]You get access to certain areas of the forums reserved for the clan
[*]Abuse you privileges and you get kicked, banned, and gunned down like the pussies you are
[*]BIATCH takes precedence and we can still abuse u in any way we like.
[*]When WE are on the server, WE are in control.
[*]Above all, remember you are NOT in the [BIATCH] Clan - U are just our Ho's
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Anyone who wants to sign up for this can beg in this forum and tell us why you should be allowed to ascend to this exhalted rank.
If we agree, we will contact you at the email addy you registered on the forums with.
If we don't, then you will be ridiculed mercilessly.
Actually, you will be ridiculed mercilessly anyway

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One minor addition:
Payment is electronic (paypal, nochex, debit card and all at +50p) or in person only.
If u can't pay any of these ways then don't bother applying coz I'm not arsing about with cheques, postal orders, or lunch money