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[Paul163]

You are CS maniac when you:
- Leave your flat only using the ventilating shaft.
- Don't step in home before you throw a flashbang.
- When you hear some clicking, you hide somewhere, because it could be a sniper.
- Anybody, who stay in toilets more than five minutes is specified as a camper.
- When you wake up you try to buy some weapons.
- You die probably twenty times per day.
- In your work or school you talk only about weapons.
- When you leave your home in the morning you say "Go!Go!Go!".
- When you meet your boss you say "Enemy Spotted".
- When you are in a hurry you are running with knife in your hand.
- When you throw down stub from cigarette you say "fire in the hole!".
- When you are waiting for a bus you stay behind, under or on bus station.
- You are going to work with kevlar vest and helm.
- You jump from 5 metres elevation in order to avoid walking down the stairs, because it takes longer, and you think, the remaining length of day you shall survive with 40% life.
- When you want fresh air you shoot out the window.
- When the alarm-clock is ringing in the morning, you try to find Defusion Pack.

[crawly]

after playing the original half-life for several consecutive days, back when it was new and all, walking home one night I saw a brake light reflected in a puddle up ahead and got a bit of a shock cos I thought it was a laser sight from a rocket launcher (as seen in the original HL)

and after playing thief for quite a while I started thinking about edging around the pools of light under streetlamps so I wouldn't be so visible...

[Squee]

after playing the original half-life for several consecutive days, back when it was new and all, walking home one night I saw a brake light reflected in a puddle up ahead and got a bit of a shock cos I thought it was a laser sight from a rocket launcher  (as seen in the original HL)  :potty:

and after playing thief for quite a while I started thinking about edging around the pools of light under streetlamps so I wouldn't be so visible...  :o

thats because you're gay

[TheTemp]

After i first started playing Mario 64, i grew a large moustache and started wearing red dungarees. Then I would run around trying to collect gold stars. I finally kicked the habit when i got picked up by the old bill in MacDonalds after jumping the counter and trying to collect gold stars from their identity badges while screaming "itsa me....mario"

And people try and claim that video games warp the mind, i say it's bollocks.

[Paul163]

thats because you're gay 

Says the man who was angry at having to demoisten his knife between rounds!

lol

[tef]

You are CS maniac when you:

You are a sad, sad slag when u post cr@p like that

[tef]

I started thinking about edging around the pools of light under streetlamps so I wouldn't be so visible...  :o

I thought that was because u r a bogie man???

[Paul163]

You are CS maniac when you:

You are a sad, sad slag when u post cr@p like that

No argument from me on that front