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[crawly]

I was playing cs_estate on a jolt server... last one alive, I killed 3 T's and the fourth and last asked if I wanted to finish it with knives. Not being very good at knives, I said ok but with some trepidation. However it was going well - reckon he was nearly dead - when the F**KING B**TARD BACKED OFF PULLED OUT A PARA MACHINE GUN AND KILLED ME IF I MET HIM IN REAL LIFE I'D SLIT HIS F**KING THROAT THE F**KING KNOBLICKER. Ahem. Just had to get that off me chest

[wedge]

hey you got a bit of practice on me last night when I stood there and let you kill me

Had that happen before as well m8.

Best one I did was stayed a spawn with deagle typed in the words "fuck Lag" (it was me V two others) and stood still, after a while these guys came round the corner and one put a shot in me to which I did'nt move, the next thing they both pulled knives and came towards me, I let one of them slash me, they stood directly in front of me and started to have a chat to which I replied with 2 well aimed head shots, I lmao for ages as I then disconnected.

[crawly]

Best one I did was stayed a spawn with deagle typed in the words "fuck Lag" (it was me V two others) and stood still, after a while these guys came round the corner and one put a shot in me to which I did'nt move, the next thing they both pulled knives and came towards me, I let one of them slash me, they stood directly in front of me and started to have a chat to which I replied with 2 well aimed head shots, I lmao for ages as I then disconnected.

u'r f**king sly m8

[Snowman]

u'r f**king sly m8  :lol:

Thats a fine line coming from you thought you were the slyest of them all

[crawly]

u'r f**king sly m8 

Thats a fine line coming from you thought you were the slyest of them all

flattery won't save u from a whuppin' next tuesday snow :P

[Snowman]

flattery won't save u from a whuppin' next tuesday snow  :P  :ph34r:

Yeah yeah, someone who is crap has to talk themselves up so on that point.... I would say your arse is mine, but I hear it is taken besides if you think your hard enough (too many puns in that one) then come and find me

[crawly]

d00d if I'm hard enough it's not u i'll be going to find it's me gf

[Snowman]

d00d if I'm hard enough it's not u i'll be going to find it's me gf  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Thank fuck for that so are you saying you have trouble being hard enough.... it's that use of IF lmao

[tef]

d00d if I'm hard enough it's not u i'll be going to find it's me gf     

Thank fuck for that so are you saying you have trouble being hard enough.... it's that use of IF lmao

ROFL - thats exactly what he said snowy - IF
:P