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[tef]

Wedige seems to thing Assault2k? and Dust forever (something like that) are the dobgs dangly bits.

anyone know where they can be found? We can whack em on the server (but not in the map list) and then change to em at will.....

Of course, if they're crap, we'll slap wedgie around with a wet kipper and bin them

[crawly]

Wedige seems to thing Assault2k?  and Dust forever (something like that) are the dobgs dangly bits.

anyone know where they can be found?  We can whack em on the server (but not in the map list) and then change to em at will.....

Of course, if they're crap, we'll slap wedgie around with a wet kipper and bin them  :D

Here you go Assault2k - along with a lil' bit of info on what's different...

What Assault2k does, however, is take each entrance and change them a little to create more balance and to make it easier for the Counter-Terrorists to progress through the level and possible rescue the hostages. Be it the kink in the vent, the door that only opens from one side or the extra ladders, each addition changes the gameplay dramatically, and in most peoples' opinion, for the better. The map really is a demonstration of how small things can make a huge difference to the flow of a map.
http://www.fileplanet.com/dl.aspx?/planeth...S_Assault2k.zip

dust4ever - apparently a mixture of elements from other dust levels
http://www.cs-maps.jolt.co.uk/index.php?pa...ap=de_dust4ever

Suggest slapping wedge with a wet kipper anyways

[tef]

how small things can make a huge difference

You live in hope, eh crawler? :P

Suggest slapping wedge with a wet kipper anyways 

Absolutely

[crawly]

how small things can make a huge difference

You live in hope, eh crawler? :P

I didn't write that d00d - that's from the site I got the map from. I'm not interested in your small thing m8 - my huge thing makes a huge difference

[tef]

We're not talking about the size of your laptop here d00d
Hmmm.. or maybe we are

[wedge]

crawley if you can find your passport I would be happy to see you attempt the kipper trick :P
Also thanks for the maps, has anyone played on them barring me?

[crawly]

crawly if you can find your passport I would be happy to see you attempt the kipper trick :P
Also thanks for the maps, has anyone played on them barring me?

wedge if you would be so kind as to remove your head from your arse you would stop babbling on about the passport which I have not two feet away in my drawer.

Kippers - any time, any where

[wedge]

m8 i'd like my head up her arse.

btw you need to be wearing that mask m8, makes you look better. :P

[crawly]

m8 i'd like my head up her arse.

btw you need to be wearing that mask m8, makes you look better.  :P

Indeed - it's my groovy ninja mask. Maybe if you got a mask, women wouldn't run away from you quite so much?

[wedge]

thought you had it on when I see u, cause no one other than tef is that uuuggggllllyyyy, btw have you seen the film MASK the one with cher in it ? was this your first film roll?

[crawly]

Johanna reckons you've turned a few stomachs in your time m8 - have to say I was paralysed with nausea when I saw u that time :P

[wedge]

and I thought you were disable fromthe neck down which accounts for the cs performance, who's johanna?

[crawly]

I think you'll find my *performance* in CS is, on average, as good as/better than the erstwhile tef, who has one or two really good maps then sinks to the bottom again where he belongs Actually I was playing on a jolt server last nite and was in fact the best player there - until we changed to aztec, when I suddenly became the worst player

Johanna = gf

[tef]

Johanna = gf  B)

Yep, I agree with that - speaking from personal experience, Johanna= g(reat) f(uck)
Although from crawlers POV, gf= g(ood) f(or nothing)

[wedge]

Ah girlfriend sry m8 did'nt notice her at all...

[crawly]

Johanna = gf 

Yep, I agree with that - speaking from personal experience, Johanna= g(reat) f(uck)
Although from crawlers POV, gf= g(ood) f(or nothing)

U wish tef - you're all TOO OLD!
she only floats with me d00d

[crawly]

Ah girlfriend sry m8 did'nt notice her at all...

all those years living with u'r slag made u forget what a real woman is like eh? :P

[wedge]

u'r slag

wot

[tef]

Johanna = gf 

Yep, I agree with that - speaking from personal experience, Johanna= g(reat) f(uck)
Although from crawlers POV, gf= g(ood) f(or nothing)

U wish tef - you're all TOO OLD!
she only floats with me d00d

She might float with u d00d, but she get's down 'n dirty with me

[crawly]

Johanna = gf 

Yep, I agree with that - speaking from personal experience, Johanna= g(reat) f(uck)
Although from crawlers POV, gf= g(ood) f(or nothing)

U wish tef - you're all TOO OLD!
she only floats with me d00d

She might float with u d00d, but she get's down 'n dirty with me

yeah she told me she gets really dirty - she kicks you in the nads m8 :P