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[crawly]

uses protection from evil and summons a greater bhaal demon, Crawly tries to save against death on bhaal demon's petrification spell but realises his shitty druid skills dont equal shit in comparison to my mage ability and is turned to stone!

Bound turns around in awe of this masterful mage who has just entered the tavern, tries to use his greater axe of fortitude +9 but is headbutted in the nuts by two halflings i have under a domination spell!

ah... pld vizor. But lucky for me, my half-naked wood nymph companion (cleric/rogue/shadowdancer 10/10/10) was hiding in shadows and managed to cast a stone-to-flesh spell on me, just as you were distracted by Bound, enabling me to shapeshift into a big fcuk-off earth elemental prince and pound your sorry ass into dust

incidentally, if I was shapeshifted into an ancient red dragon, you probably wouldn't have been able to petrify me in the first place, on account of my awesome spell resistance... so I would have just roasted you anyway... but I still had my nymph(o) chick to save the day who needs dominated halflings?

[Viz0r]

damn it you got me there, unless im wearing the cloak of spell reversal which you get in the underdark and reflects all spells back to source, therefore you subsequently owned yourself

i then use abu-hanzims horrid wilting on your nymph(o) she fails the save Vs. death and goes south of heaven with you

[TheShipsMast]

yeah, I am with Sellers..

I think they have forgotten the title of the thread....

OMG WTF Shippy agrees with me am i reading that right

you are correct.. and on a friday too! wow!

[crawly]

damn it you got me there, unless im wearing the cloak of spell reversal which you get in the underdark and reflects all spells back to source, therefore you subsequently owned yourself  :wink:  

i then use abu-hanzims horrid wilting on your nymph(o) she fails the save Vs. death and goes south of heaven with you

see above re: being an ancient red dragon with very high spell resistance toasty!!!

[Bound]

Roll for save vs breath......failed

*As Bound is burnt to a crisp at the same time as being nutted in the balls by two angry halflings he utters the ancient rites for the armageddon spell...."you.........SLAGS" everything burns and middle earth is saved!*

Erm I think we gota bit carried away.



So cs then rofl.

[crawly]

erm everything burns INCLUDING middle earth so not good really

[Daev]

I play so much now the misses has fecked off and left how cool is that!

Get in!

[TheTemp]

[Bound]

This thread is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

The RP baldurs gate bit in the middle makes me smile.

*Nostalgia*

I wonder if anyone will read this?

[D3ath ADder]

This thread is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

The RP baldurs gate bit in the middle makes me smile.

*Nostalgia*

I wonder if anyone will read this?

Yeah you're not the only one