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[DeathMist]

Hey all. *edit duh* I'm Cleric Preston btw
Ok straight to the point - Im a 'mature' (yeah right lol) player who has played FPS's since day one. Wireplay with quake 1 & 2 and AQ2 and then
Duke 3d and CS from the start.
I never ever cheat at any game and have my moments when I can headshot every bugger in sight using 'light' guns like mp5 & P90 but I also have games where I sink to the bottom of the scores like a dead goldfish.
I got accused today of cheating and DD you joined in but a couple of members stood by me and I really appreciate that.
I don't get to play a lot due to wifely duties (no not that - washing up and watching soaps lol) but please give me the benefit of the doubt and accept im not a lame hacker. If anyone wants to access my pc (pc anywhere etc) or have me email my configs i will.
So come on guys- gizza break!
Oh yeah - In the distant past I was [GLtC]DeathMist and [TBz]Deathmist on wireplay (tbZ were an admin clan) and im sure they would vouch for me on the forums.

[wedge]

did someone ban you then????

[Viz0r]

nah no one banned him, he just came on here expecting sympathy! we dont really think you hack, if we did you would be banned, as ant or pyro will tell you anyone with a positive score gets called a hacker, its an honour dont take em seriously..... oh and WHERE MY PASTIE??!!

[wedge]

wondered why he posted here, nice to see yer first post welcome to the forums

"you akking bastid"

[DeathMist]

lol Vizor I didn't want sympathy I wanted a free vodka.
Nah I wanted to have my say as I got accused by half the server and
my incessant and boring denials seemed a case of 'he doth protest too much'.

Great server and great lads and I just wanted to say I don't feckin chaet and if
I'm not welcome I'll be flitting on random servers like a sad lonely ghost..hang on I need a tissue *sniff*...*cries*..boooo

I'm baking you a pastie as I type Vizor m8...ewwwwwwwwwwwww

And cheers wedge - lo m8. Where do I apply to join BIATCH so I can
cuddle Devil Dog?

[crawly]

lol cleric you hax0r yeah tbh I did think you were haxing at first, it's almost an automatic response from some people when someone gets very good scores... in fairness cheating is such a gay retarded thing to do I can understand people getting annoyed about the possibility of it going on in a game... but fair enough, I changed my mind and I accept that you are just a good player, or else a fcuking gr8 liar
tbh I was once called a cheater and I took it as an honour, it was a rare moment of skill for me I can understand you gettin upset but try not to go on about it too much... don't want you ending up like a certain Scooby Snax from ZW clan... lol everyone including his own clan called him a hax0r and he eventually lost what little sanity he had and went to live by himself in a cave where his only companions were bats and snails (some of this story may be slightly exaggerated)

so chill out, keep playing, and like vizor said if we thought you really were hacking you'd be banned fairly quickly

[SellersUK]

Can someone call me a hacker ive never been called a hacker i want to be part of the privelleged

[DeViL_DoG]

Sellers u fuckin hacker

We did susspect m8 , but only cos of your high scores dont forget we are all shite on BIATCH so any 1 that gets an high score is a hacker , now if u was suspect like hero or deapthroht we would be watchin u

Dont let it get to u m8 we are all a sound bunch of lads

Just dont be so good

And u can give me a cuddle anytime just let me shoot ya

[Viz0r]

well if he gets to cuddle ya i get to tickle your belly

[DeathMist]

Cheers guys and sorry for my waffle - you would be impressed if you saw the
empty vodka bottle today.
Wife wasn't.

You probably don't notice me when I'm playing crap cause for some reason
I keep quiet and try not to draw attention to my shaky hands.

Ok..Mork out ..and here's to next weekend when the real BIATCH lets me play lol

[dave@biatch-clan.co.uk]

Sellers is *definately* a hacker...he hacks me ALL the time LOL !

He's got a Dave-bot v2.31 I reckon !!!!

Ave it !!!

Dave

[Viz0r]

if only, you should have seen my tonight dave! ownage left right and centre!

[tef]

did someone ban you then????

Wedgie u numpty, if he was banned then he' b posting in the "I got banned forum"

As it is, this should probably be filed under "Any other Crap"

[DeViL_DoG]

Tef u got to remember wedge is getting old at that age he starts wetting himself and his mind starts wandering

[wedge]

sorry i dont know anyone here

[TheTemp]