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[DeViL_DoG]

Well it started of as a normal day , got up took the little 1 to nursery then took the misses to work then what turned out to be a normal day turned into somthing awsome

After ive read the forums I go on a site called playandwin.com they do card games and stuff , i was playing super solitare minding my own busness when this woman hits me up in private message , (now my nik on there is Horny120) , we got talkin and she was telling me about her life in austrailer and how her husband left her , anyway this conversation got onto sex and how she hadnt had any for ages ,then she asked me to talk dirty to her , which i started to then she came out with the most amazing thing she asked me Do u want to watch me on cam play with my pussy well i this time i thought yeh yeh i gave her my msn and low and behold an ivertation came from sugerfly to watch her cam ( that was her nik on the site ) so i accepted Now i seen her face not a bad lookin woman aged prob 40/45 prob a 10 pinter , she started to get all horny and took her top off playing with her tits and stuff then the cam went down a bit ,

She started playing about with her beever then out came this massive dildo and she started pounding herself with it i was laffing my tits off prob more because this thing never happens on the web or so i thought ,

Well thats my day so far i dont think it can get any better

[SellersUK]

You Fooking Slag better hope the missus doesnt come across this browsing the net , and bit old for me if she was 20's id be asking for her email

[KaD]

Devil Dog the cyber gigilo

Hey sellers youth, I think an experience lady could teach you a thing or two

[SellersUK]

I dont need any lessons, ill do all the teaching to the younger ladies

[Snowman]

you dirty dawg hope you had some software to record the moment. So was she happy for the one way webcam?

[DeViL_DoG]

snowy i didnt record it m8 but im sure it will happen again m8 im talkin 2 her now keeping her sweet

I told her i didnt have a cam which is a lie but she dont know that i just gave her some b/s about me whackin off

[HST_Dominator]

hang on...u have a job devil dog?!

[TheShipsMast]

there is nowt so strange as folk..

as some northen bloke once said!

[tef]

i just gave her some b/s about me whackin off  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

yeah, suuure it was bs - u w**ker

[Viz0r]

HAHAHA, Nice one devil! at least it wasn't a man.

[TheTemp]

Nice one Devil, you dirty old dawg you.

Oh well, at least that broke up your day.

Mind you, not sure if a 45 year old beaver is my cup of tea, not unless it belonged to michelle pfieffer, or kim basinger

[Morphee]

madona's an oldy too.... but i think she has a bad attitude...

[HST_Dominator]

i just dont think madonna is that pretty atall...the gap in her teeth pisses me right off!

[Morphee]

ah... maybe... i couldn't know... i don't have TV at home...

[TheShipsMast]

Mind you, not sure if a 45 year old beaver is my cup of tea, not unless it belonged to michelle pfieffer, or kim basinger  :-P

or Sharon Stone..

[wedge]

i just dont think madonna is that pretty atall...the gap in her teeth pisses me right off!

Yeah im not keen on that gap in the teeth my fourskin keeps getting caught and it smarts a bit.


btw dev nice one slag.

[HST_Dominator]

i thought your standards wheer higher than her...ahh who am i kidding, u'd have lilly savage given the change

[KaD]

Or enough Booze

[HST_Dominator]

[crawly]

for shame